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Loading ...One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, ”Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.”
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ”Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Must move to a dry, warm climate. Want a 2bed/2 bath contemparay home with views. Relocating by myself. I don’t know anyone in the area. Looking for a safe, quiet, easy- paced neighborhood with friendly, intelligent, artistic and/or creative people within a radius of about 25 miles from Tucson. Not interested in golf. Love swimming. Want active social schedule built into community design. I am 51 so I don’t want a place where the average age is 60 or more. 40 plus would be perfect. Want a development that is complete in construction so that there are no visual/ environmental surprises after my purchase. (I want: what I see is what I get). Looking for a community with other singles, female and male. Want to be able to make new girlfriends as well as possibly date. Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I have been married for 5 yrs. I love my husband very deeply, but we have a problem that we just can’t resolve. For the past three years, I have had to tell my husband to brush his teeth because he has VERY bad breath. He gets angry and defensive when I tell him his breath is bad. At first I was nice about it, (for example, I would say, “Babe, your breath smells funny.”) Then I was a little more blunt. (Your breath is bad, honey.”) Now I am just so nauseated by his breath that I am rude. (“Go brush your teeth, your breath is nasty.”) I won’t even let him kiss me on the lips, I just cannot stand his breath. He is a great guy, but his hygiene habits are getting worse. (It took me a year of every night telling him, until you get a shower, you are NOT getting in my clean bed. Now he automatically gets a shower before bed.) I am not a spotless person, but I AM clean and I cannot understand why he is letting himself go like this. Any suggestions on how to get him to “freshen up”?
For those of you who suggest no sex… If I won’t let him kiss me do you REALLY think there is any sex going on??? In truth, our marriage is in BIG trouble, but I do love him and want it to work, but I just cannot stand the breath thing. It is bad that I have told him, “Could you just not breathe around me?”
Ok When I said the marriage is in trouble, this issue is the main cause of our problems. It is THE thing we fight most often about. This is NOT caused by a medical condition, it is simply that he just does NOT brush his teeth. When we met he was not this way, I do not understand why he is doing this. Other than the breath issue, we have no problems we haven’t been able to work out. This is our one area of discontent.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I have been married for 5 yrs. I love my husband very deeply, but we have a problem that we just can’t resolve. For the past three years, I have had to tell my husband to brush his teeth because he has VERY bad breath. He gets angry and defensive when I tell him his breath is bad. At first I was nice about it, (for example, I would say, “Babe, your breath smells funny.”) Then I was a little more blunt. (Your breath is bad, honey.”) Now I am just so nauseated by his breath that I am rude. (“Go brush your teeth, your breath is nasty.”) I won’t even let him kiss me on the lips, I just cannot stand his breath. He is a great guy, but his hygiene habits are getting worse. (It took me a year of every night telling him, until you get a shower, you are NOT getting in my clean bed. Now he automatically gets a shower before bed.) I am not a spotless person, but I AM clean and I cannot understand why he is letting himself go like this. Any suggestions on how to get him to “freshen up”?
For those of you who suggest no sex… If I won’t let him kiss me do you REALLY think there is any sex going on??? In truth, our marriage is in BIG trouble, but I do love him and want it to work, but I just cannot stand the breath thing. It is bad that I have told him, “Could you just not breathe around me?”
Ok When I said the marriage is in trouble, this issue is the main cause of our problems. It is THE thing we fight most often about. This is NOT caused by a medical condition, it is simply that he just does NOT brush his teeth. When we met he was not this way, I do not understand why he is doing this. Other than the breath issue, we have no problems we haven’t been able to work out. This is our one area of discontent.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I’m a 39-year-old low-income disabled person and I have bad credit. I now live in Minnesota and due to health problems I need to move to a warmer year-around climate by this summer. I want to move to Texas. The house I’m looking at in Texas is only $44,000 for a nice cute 3 bed 1 bath house in move in condition. I have no money for a down payment. Any help to find the all the funds for this house and the move would be much appreciated! Thank you.
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